Start with a sunny day
Place in a blue sky
Mix in puffy white cumulus clouds
Heat at about 84 degrees
Then, into a private country setting with a shady lawn and a tree-lined pond, add yourself and your beautiful wife on a blanket
Peel the clothing
Stuff with a baguette, boursin cheese, tomatoes and fresh basil
Liberally coat with sunscreen and place on an inflatable island anchored in the pond.
Rotate positions to keep the flesh under the arched canopy while cooking so as not to burn or over heat.
Allow the inflatable island to slowly drift aimlessly around the pond propelled by soft summer breezes
Baste with a six pack of grapefruit shandy.
Serve in a quiet setting accompanied only by singing birds, fish splashing and leaves rustling.
Bon appetit.
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